Anti-ICE protestors pour water outside ICE headquarters to cause agents to slip

[u/TheMirrorUS]

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/crafty-anti-ice-protestors-pour-1623268

Slip n slide anyone

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[u/RaggedyRachel]

[u/sumadeumas → u/RaggedyRachel]

“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?”

[u/The-Machinist- → u/RaggedyRachel]

KEVIN!!!

[u/MarcusSurvives → u/RaggedyRachel]

"I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full o' lead!".

[u/Extension-Report-491]

They did ask for more ice.

[u/Hot_Let1571 → u/Extension-Report-491]

Instructions unclear. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/sparkly_reader → u/Hot_Let1571]

Malicious compliance

[u/jetsetmike → u/Extension-Report-491]

We just want to be gracious hosts

[u/PhaseSixer]

The North Remembers.

[u/DrakonILD → u/PhaseSixer]

We will defend the North. Skol!

[u/MelodyMaster5656 → u/PhaseSixer]

Points at slick road

There stands the only ice I mean to bend the knee to!!

[u/JadeWishFish]

Nah, they didn't pour water there, it spilled there while people were walking past.

[u/Face-EatingLeopards → u/JadeWishFish]

Water comes out of the sky. God put it there.

[u/muzzynat → u/Face-EatingLeopards]

"You can't own the water, man, it's God's water!"

[u/ElderSmackJack → u/Face-EatingLeopards]

No lies detected

[u/iamtehryan → u/Face-EatingLeopards]

I've been waiting for someone to do this. Glad to see that someone is pouring one out for all of the innocent people ice is kidnapping and harming.

[u/didifindya → u/Face-EatingLeopards]

They don't actually believe in God. At a high level, there's 2 categories of religious people. Those who are actually religious and follow those values and I can respect them for it. Then the ones who claim to be religious so they can justify the sins (hatred, war crimes, sex crimes, shoving tent stakes up their ass, etc) that they've committed.

[u/commissar0617 → u/didifindya]

Ya know, im basically agnostic, but i think it's better to be safe than sorry, so i try to follow the spirit of... Ya know... Not being a selfish asshole...

[u/needssomefun → u/JadeWishFish]

I think they were just cleaning the streets.

[u/tetsuo_7w → u/needssomefun]

All that salt is bad for your shoes and cars.

[u/elmundo-2016 → u/needssomefun]

I can vouch for that.

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/needssomefun]

Yup they were just washing away the salt so their cars don’t rust!

[u/RaggedyRachel → u/JadeWishFish]

Oh no, I hope it's not icy for the proud boys tomorrow. That wouldn't be good.

[u/Phanerozoic-Eon]

Minnesota proud 🥹

[u/GVJoe]

This quote is really fucking rich: “This is DISGUSTING," the conservative-leaning influencer wrote. "These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much."

[u/DustyRailz → u/GVJoe]

The comments reacting to his post are hilarious.

[u/algaefied_creek → u/DustyRailz]

Pouring water? Why doesn’t ICE have salt and sand? 

But for real what are the comments that are hilarious?! 

[u/MuddieMaeSuggins → u/GVJoe]

”These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much."

They sure are! Driving like maniacs, pepper-spraying legal observers, beating people and then denying them medical care, intentionally crashing cars, and let’s not forget the woman they murdered!

…he was talking about ICE, right?

[u/crone_Andre3000]

Pouring water on the ground is totally legal so I don't know what they are whining about

[u/zhaoz → u/crone_Andre3000]

Aint no law saying dogs cant play basketball you cant spill water!

[u/Unlikely_Syrup5087]

Fight ICE with ice.

[u/ohmailawdy]

Where are the catalytic convertor thiefs?

[u/tkshow → u/ohmailawdy]

They were all hired at ICE.

[u/OMGitsKa → u/ohmailawdy]

Where the KIA boys? 

[u/CountOnBeingAwesome → u/ohmailawdy]

That's fucking funny

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/ohmailawdy]

They all got hired by ICE

[u/MrMeritocracy]

This is great! I heard they could use some 5gal buckets of water wherever that nazi rally is supposed to be tomorrow

[u/Prestigious_Tax_4970 → u/MrMeritocracy]

5 gallon buckets serve more than one purpose too. 1 for dumping water. Then when they throw tear gas cover it with the same bucket.

[u/OMGitsKa → u/Prestigious_Tax_4970]

I got a tarp and a truck bed. 

[u/Dark_sable → u/Prestigious_Tax_4970]

I hear empty buckets make great drums for late night parties in the street. 

[u/throw_away_smitten → u/Dark_sable]

Menards is about to run out of buckets. 🤣

[u/cliffordnyc → u/Dark_sable]

And moving extremities keeps you warm. Drumming is a safety thing.

[u/vahntitrio → u/Prestigious_Tax_4970]

And you can use it as a chair.

[u/johnnloki]

Sounds pretty Pro ICE to me, no?

[u/cothomps]

I half expected to read about a protest Zamboni.

[u/Sea_Somewhere_3711 → u/cothomps]

How amazing would that be? 

[u/FantasticMrSinister → u/cothomps]

Yes please!!!

[u/bookant]

It's Nick Sortor again, so it's probably bullshit.

[u/mattbettinger → u/bookant]

He hit a woman, then also hit someone with his car after they called the cops a couple days ago.

[u/Khatib → u/bookant]

Doing it in broad daylight around people with cameras? It's the same as that dude burning the flag the other week. Total prop.

[u/Cyberpunkcatnip]

I heard they wanted more ice in our city, seems like they are helping to me.

[u/Proper-Emu1558]

I never get tired of watching those videos. It’s a light in a very dark time.

[u/bastalyn]

They're just bringing extra ice to the front lines, I don't see why you're so upset mister ICE agent.

[u/penpointred]

Im so fkn proud of Minnesota!

[u/TsukasaElkKite → u/penpointred]

We don’t play nice when someone wrongs us.

[u/Melodic_Data_MN]

Related, protesters controlled the weather to bring negative temps to Minnesota during a Nazi protest.

[u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11]

This is a genius move, intentionally make your driveway, porch, patio, and stairs slippery with ice to watch those motherfucking ICE terrorists slip and slide all over the place. Just make sure YOU and your loved ones have a good pair of cleats!

[u/professionally-baked]

Some good old fashioned northland guerrilla warfare

[u/muzzynat]

Fuck Nick Sorter

[u/Excellent_Donkey8067]

Sounds like solidarity with ICE to me

[u/--var]

using ice against ICE 🤣

"Setting a man trap is a felony in most states"

it's fucking winter in a place that has all four seasons. are you going to arrest nature for creating "man traps" too?

never stop being you Minnesota 🥲

[u/BrofessorFarnsworth]

Upstanding citizens keeping the city clean

[u/big_nus → u/[deleted]]

don’t quote me on this, but I am fairly certain that qualifies as assault with bodily fluids and you could be charged with felony assault. Im no lawyer and I only did some brief googling but I would do my research before throwing piss balloons at ICE agents.

[u/Glittering_Fox_9769 → u/big_nus]

certainly hope nobody would break the law while protesting the government

[u/jrockmn → u/Glittering_Fox_9769]

I see in the TV Show lockup they mix #1 and #2 (maybe #3 too) I hear it spells really bad so make sure you don’t do that.

[u/Cuttlery → u/[deleted]]

Also... agreed, but no.

[u/Exciting_Turn_9559]

The simple sabotage field manual would suggest that these things be made to look more like careless mistakes than deliberate actions. But anything that slows them down or denies them resources is beneficial.
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/26184/pg26184-images.html

[u/Hanging_Thread → u/Exciting_Turn_9559]

Hey, we're new to this. We'll get craftier as time goes on.

[u/Exciting_Turn_9559 → u/Hanging_Thread]

There should be a subreddit for this IMHO.

[u/VCR_Samurai]

They can get mad or they can spend some of their ridiculous budget on ice cleats. Losers. 

[u/AGrandNewAdventure]

Anti-ICE protesters go pro-ice against ICE agents in bid to use ice against ICE.

[u/Rr107765]

If only someone had one of these 👀 https://zieglerrental.com/equipment/water-trucks-pumps/water-trucks/2000/

[u/ech01 → u/Rr107765]

Can we afix a water cannon on top of that?

[u/FourArmsFiveLegs]

ICE lose to ice too easy

[u/SuspiciousCranberry6]

Oh so now ICE is anti-ice?

[u/mdistrukt]

Someone should remind Bovino what happened to Ernst Röhm after Hitler's power was secure.

[u/triple_cloudy]

Breaking: Fox News reports domestic terrorists are attacking ICE agents with solidified dihydrogen monoxide.

[u/tyuiopguyt]

Creativity, passion, and numbers. ICE doesn't stand a chance.

[u/burnmenowz]

Who knew Ice's weakness was ice.

[u/Der_Erlkonig]

In this cold weather we should be good neighbors and help them out. Heat up some water and pour it on their windshields for fast and easy defrosting!

[u/Average_Random_Bitch]

Ohhhhhhh noooooos!

Gee, hope everybody is ok.

[u/cliffordnyc]

Doesn't look like pouring. Must have sprung a leak or something. Oops.

[u/EveningAd6434]

Go do it over where them proud boys are gonna be!

[u/beorn961]

I thought the right loved ice though? I'm confused.

[u/FantasticMrSinister]

Who's got the Zamboni?

[u/Coherent_Tangent]

Allegedlys.

[u/SwankySteel]

Not very anti-ice if they’re making ice. /s

[u/penpointred]

Cold Like Minnesota 🎶

[u/Kamoi → u/penpointred]

You need to stay up out them streets if you can’t take the heat.

[u/Sprintzer]

Ok that is fucking great

[u/Cuttybrownbow]

How are people not dumping water on their vehicles overnight at the hotels? 

[u/Ok-Elk-1615]

Direct action is the only way.

[u/Jaco927]

"This is DISGUSTING!"

Have you tasted the water in Minnesota? It's actually not disgusting. Just saying. And also, I would assume that ICE would be able to handle the water, even it were to turn into....frozen water.

[u/eat_my_ass_n_balls]

Piss, also freezes.

[u/RobutNotRobot]

Simple sabotage. Gonna stay under freezing for the next week at least so great tactic.

[u/TerraByteTerror]

It's the little things that matter

[u/TrailDonkey11]

Good

[u/nehlstm30]

Brilliant!!!!! 🤣

[u/Roadshell]

The Mirror? Don't get your news about these events from British tabloids.